What is a fuck machine?
A fuck machine is a tool designed to fuck girls. They're made out of metal and plastic and have a large electric motor inside them which you can plug straight into the mains. They usually come with a remote to adjust the speed and can continously fuck for hours. They never get tired and only need abit of oiling every few weeks.
Why do you have a fuck machine?
Well, it all started a few months ago when I did some movies for a British website called Obscene Machines. I got an email from the owner telling me about this fucking machine website and asking me if I'd like to come down and do some movies for the day. I agreed but was very nervous and abit scared - I thought these machines we're going to rip me apart!
Once I got acquainted with the machines I found them to actually be quite pleasureable and they gave some of the most intense orgasms i've ever had.
Instead of getting paid in cash that day I asked the owner if he could give me one of his machines. After some gentle persuasion he did. Now I have a fucking machine as a boyfriend!
Do you hate men?
Haha, no I don't. I love men!
There are just some things that a fuck machine can do in the bedroom that a guy can not. Over the past few years i've had sex with some of the best and biggest cock guys in the Porn industry. Sure those guys can fuck me hard and good but none of them can fuck me like my machine can. When i'm having sex with my machine its all about my pleasure and the machine stops when I done. Not the other way round.
